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Text is a cadence sung by the Army while soldiers run in formation. I have modified it and changed the gender.

When I get to Heaven, St. Peters' gonna say, "How'd you earn your living, girl? How'd you earn your pay?" And I"ll reply with a whole lot of anger, " I earned my living as an Airborne Ranger. Blood,sex, guts and danger - that's the life of the Airborne Ranger!"

When I get to Hell, Satan's gonna say, " How'd you earn your living, girl? How'd you earn your pay?" And I'll respond with a boot to his chest, " I earned my living laying souls to rest."

When I get to home, Mama's gonna say, " How'd you earn your living, girl?" How'd you earn your pay?" And I'll reply with no such anger, Mama used to beat me with a coat hanger.